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Malawi Boogeyman

Malawi’s president, Mr. Scaredy-Pants Bingu wa Mutharika evacuated his 300-bedroom mansion because the place is a popular night spot for the spirits “from the pits of hell.” Journalists who revealed the president’s childish delusions were arrested and charged with reporting news “likely to cause fear and alarm in the community.” Hmmm…There’s something about countries like Malawi that scares me. In this case, it’s the boogeyman who used to live in the presidential palace.

CNN.com - Ghost story haunts Malawi president - Mar 22, 2005

Posted by jake on March 25, 2005 04:12 PM |

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